Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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