Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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