Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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