bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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