idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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