Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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