U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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