can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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