the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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