i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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So many bounce houses so little time
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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