i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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