he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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