when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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