I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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