I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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