need another drink. this is the easiest way
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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