Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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