ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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