he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Randomize