yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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