we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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