Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
50% drunk capacity currently
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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