I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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