I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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