I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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