do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I think i got beer on your cat.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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