I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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