the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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