After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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