There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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