she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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