So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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