after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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