just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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