all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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