I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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