Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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