so that wasnt chicken after all
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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