Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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