Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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