I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sorry about my life...
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