Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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