Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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