FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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