If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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