he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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