Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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