Your favorite bartender is back from prision
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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