there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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