Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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